PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a